Those little things no one tells you about
As a visitor wearing those rosy glasses, you might spot the person carrying a baguette, but do you notice that the end is always nibbled-off before they get home?
There are plenty of things that you only truly notice once you start living here:
• While the market is open on Sunday mornings, from Sunday lunch time through to Tuesday morning, many shops are closed. So, trying to run errands on a Monday is not a good idea.
• The Parisians do queue patiently but only for their daily baguette, the roast Sunday chicken and cheese.
• And, talking about cheese, always listen to your cheese monger. They will recommend what you should have. You do not get a choice. She’ll sulk if you ask for something foreign. Quelle horreur! And, do take your time, regardless of the length of the queue behind you. For once, everybody understands.
• If you are taken ill at the weekend, call SOS Médécins. I spent a lot of time waiting and a fortune in fees at the American Hospital of Paris in Neuilly when I first moved here and needed to see a doctor. Little did I realize
that the SOS service brings a doctor to your doorstep at a fraction of the cost. Even on the weekend.
• If you have walking problems or are dependent on a wheelchair, the metro is pretty much out of bounds. Only very few stations are handicapped accessible.
• Wednesday is half-day for schools. If you have kids, you need to make childcare arrangements; if you don’t, avoid the bus on Wednesday at lunch time.
The best and worst
After five-and-a-half years here now, I have coped with terrorist attacks, riots, strikes and Covid-19. I have sworn at loud neighbours – a very un-Parisian thing to do – when they insisted on depositing their weekend’s worth of bottles into the recycling bin at 6 a.m. I have stepped in dog poop. I have walked across the city when no transport was to be had, and I held my nose when no dustbin collections were to be had.
I have seen people pee in the oddest of places, and I have waited two years and visited the Police Prefecture more often than most people in a lifetime to get a French driver’s license, simply because nobody could be bothered to tell me that they had misplaced one document.
I have seen rats next to people playing with children in a park. I have gotten wet from someone watering their balcony plants, and I avoid the Champs-Élysées and the Eiffel Tower unless I have guests, because the tourists drive me nuts.
But I have also picnicked in the parks and on the quays of the Seine. I have found hidden treasures I don’t even share through my travel articles, and I have listened to “La Marseillaise” sung in the Stade de France.
I have eaten superb cuisine in the tiniest of restaurants and really bad food in some world-famous ones.
I adore walking the dog – and pick up after her! – in the afternoon light when the architecture shimmers golden and still look up at apartments, dreaming of living there. I have visited countless exhibitions and explored even the smallest enclaves of this city.
I have six flower shops and two markets within two blocks of my apartment, and the Best Baguette, as voted for in 2020, at the end of my street. I have learned to eat the rind of my cheese and that the end of the baguette is called the croûton, although in the south they often call it a quignon.
I have yet to kick a parked motorbike off the pavement, but I have come close.
But I can honestly say, that except those two times when the heavens were chucking the water down at me, I have never, ever stepped outside my building without looking up and around and sighing contently, appreciating that I truly do live in Paris, rose-tinted glasses firmly in place.
If you ever get the chance to live in Paris for a while, do not even think about hesitating. Go for it.
About the author:
Ulrike Lemmin-Woolfrey is a freelance travel writer, guidebook author and serial expat. Having lived in seven countries on three continents and two hemispheres, she is currently based in Paris, France.
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